I'm Not Even Gonna Say Anything

Mainly because I can't. Whoops.

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DEATH

i fucking HATE CHEM.

congrats marcos!

-claps for the toy-

Feed an Animal is Great

Too bad they don't have something like that for people... I'll probably never go to there, so don't get your hopes up.

MY PS2 IS BACK!!!! WOOT!!!

thank you ali!

Happy Huggers are the bomb.
err, i mean the firecracker.

Woot

I am very pleased to announce that Episodes 14 and 15 have debuted today. Please go the pds homepae to check them out!
http://pdsproductions.blogspot.com/

sure thing maria

does anyone have any really good tricks to help get rid of cramps? I have a huge amount of homework but i can't even sit up. fcuking ouchhhhh.

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i joined the there thing. and emily, ur gonna hav to drive me around then cause the chances of me getting my permit w/ these parents are zilch to none.

Taking my driver's test...

Well, part of it. I'm taking the FOUR HOUR LONG drug and alcohol abuse resistance shit test. And it's really boring. And really easy. And they don't let you skip ahead even though anyone with a brain can finish the segments in a quarter of the time.
DEATH!

yay

Somebody actually listened!!! Cookie for me. YA we need more ppl so we can form a little group. Emily n should join tomm. eh ill add you donna. So i can see when your on.

um well like you see

i have a caveman internet connection.
because really, i ADORE dial-up and i encourage my parents to continue with it. the slowness is really erotic and spend every spare moment blessing its moronicity.
(sarcasm)

hey

Have you people even tried there? I swear youll like it. We can hook up in it. w.e never mind you ppl are amazingly useless.

ha..

im a loser, i had gym today, on turkey day, yep. it was only me and my coach though...it was kinda creepy, all dark and stuff. and my cousins havent showed up!!! they were supposed to be here at 4, im starving. i think i'll go eat that pie now...

I Feel Like I'm Missing Something

What's the Blog This button? And where is it?

I'm just going to have a big dinner. Nothing special. Though something could always happen.

Alright

Look shitlets and shitznits. I am telling you to do something at which you will do at your own discretion. Go to THERE.com. At look at what it is. If you want an explanation i will give you and explanation. You make your person. (similar to a sim) and you are dropped into this place. Where there is many other people like me, leo (so far) But if YOU get it then i can MEET YOU there and i can talk to you smack you and maybe even kill you. I promise that wont happen. So get it and we can form a group a big group i hope of people i know. Now your comp has to be pretty shitty for this no to work well. Also you will need and post-caveman internet connection also. So go check it out and tell me what your screen name will be on here so i can find you.
http://www.there.com/index.html
If you havent infered its free!

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This is like the zillionth time I've written this, dammit.

Marcos, 's cool. My fault. And yeah, I guess death is bigger than a walk in the park. But btw, Kansas wasn't 10 days. Though with SA and illness, it will almost certainly hit that. =/

Lalala, must go pretend to clean.

Happy Thanksgiving Everybody

I, unfortunately, do not have a poem or song, but oh well.

Emily, I'm a bit sorry because your reasons are good and true, and I didn't know it was ten days. I feel like I was a bit overcritical. But death is a big deal, eveen if it happens to everyone. I was trying to come up with a really good analogy that is also universally applicable, but I couldn't. Hooray for rebels.

Turkey is way overrated

seriously.
but maria, i loved your poemita! (cancionita?)

they played a clip on the announcements of the administrators singing "a turkey sat on a backyard fence".
it was hysterical times a bazillion!

Though you may not drive a great big cadillac
Gangster whitewalls tv antenna in the back
You may not have a car at all
But just remember brothers and sisters
You can still stand tallJust be thankful for what you've got
Though you may not drive a great big cadillac
Diamonds in the back, sunroof top, diggin the scene
With the gangster lean
For what you've got
--Massive Attack

y not make up a family member?

its not like they check (and if they do, they have waay too much time on their hands). well good luck to all and have an awesum turkey day!

mr. turkey, mr. turkey
big and fat, big and fat
i am going to eat you, i am going to eat you
jsut like that, jsut like that
xD

Marcos, I definitely see what you're talking about. I did it because he would never know, the school's bureaucracy refuses to excuse family gatherings, and no one was getting hurt in the process. "just to be excused" is a big deal, because you can fail for 10 days absent. Yeah, it is pretty disgusting that I was reduced to that, but death isn't that huge a deal. It happens to everyone--I never understood the huge deal about it.
Oh, and the =] was directed toward rebelling against my mom in general, not the lie itself.

Sorry, mate.

Whatever Happened to Respect?

Even if my mom didn't tell me something like that, I would never say a family member, especially one that is 90, had died just to be excused. That is a serious matter. And putting : ] after it just made it worse. I thought you were better than that Emily. I don't believe it.

death of family member ha!

when i went to kansas in august for my uncle arnold's 90th, my mom made it very clear that if i DARED say he died, there would be severe repurcussions.
so of course, i did it anyway. =]
how was the wedding???????????????

IDEA FOR ISA

IF YOU GO WITH SICK, AND THEY WANT A DOCTOR'S NOTE, SAY THAT YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST AND YOUR FAITH PROHIBITS YOU FROM SEEING DOCTORS.
It's a lie, obviously, but it just hit me and seems very clever indeed.

Excuses

Yeah, the family thing usually works. I'd go with that, if you can. My PS2's current status is completely unknown to me, and it has become quite obvious that it won't be here in time for the holidays, which makes me very sad. : ( On a much happier note, I finally saw Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children this Sunday, which is fantastic. I can't wait for the DVD and a proper, completely legible translation, as I still don't understand the plot completely, although there doesn't seem to be much to understand; its pretty thin. I couldn't watch it until now, because all my avi players were being retarded, so I had to download new ones, which were also reatarded, and I could only get the full experience after doing a double media player thing. Whew.

ADVICE!

Ok heres what i would do. (the comedic advice) prepare yourselves for the stupidity! Alright. Forget the note do THIS. Walk in to each and one of your classes with a pie. Aroma set on high. With a stack of papers which loook like work but yet are pictures of many types of platter of ham salami and possily sausage. -rubs chin while in deep thought- .Then as you are walking in you should have an overly strong scent of burrito on you, for your female teachers. Preferably beans, hot sauce, and maybe even lettuce. But yet that might be pushing it. As for your male teachers come in with a scent of a dead animal. I would say uhm passum or dead rat. And dress completely in turqoise and other odd colored polka dots (Gender doesent matter for the polka dots). As for dialouge and posture, approach their desk... put your foot up on the edge and rest your head on your hand while rubbing your chin with the appropiate finger. (using the wrong fingers may cause sudden explosions or dissapearances of important organs) an say. Mrs/Mr . so and so, I... how do i put this... LOVE YOU . Then proceed to walk to your seat and pull out your favorite turkey recipe. This should make your teachers forgive you completely. Making all of absenses excused!

FINE PRINT

Any harm or expulsion,supension, slaps in face, odd looks or any other negative action toward you should not be blamed in any way to riggy. Riggy is only an advisor, even though taking the advice is suggested it is not obliged so use it at your own risk. Random head explosions or buttox color changing is not at the fault of riggy.

-Thank You

Riggy

Excuses excuses...

Usually my mom writes a letter about a week in advance, on the law firm letterhead, saying (all true), that Emily will be out for these dates, please excuse me. Emily will be in South Africa, and due to time changes and travel time, it is just not possible to go for the weekend. My mom says that she never imagined taking her children out of school for anything but illness, but that she also never imagined having children whose only living grandparents live 10,000 miles away, and that this is possibly the last time Emily will get to spend with her aging grandparents. She goes on for a bit more, then ends with saying that of course I will make up all work and beyond, if necessary, but that she will respect any decision on excusing that the teacher makes. And if they have any questions please call, and gives phone, email, etc.

BLOB'S BACK UP!

I missed the swirly little guy. =]

thank you!

Happy Birthday Emily

maria!

thank you sweetheart!
ah yes, six more years. lol. not that that stops some among our company. ;)
whoot, we now have three blog members in the kool kids exclusive 15-year-olds club. =D
but know what's better than six more years? three more years. what an amazing birthday present to have that fucktard finally out of office. sigh....

so yay, fifteen! i have to go take my stupid driver's test next weekend... lalalala...

ooh, mommy's home bearing groceries! bye!

EM...

first off...let me welcome you to...the kool kids exclusive 15 year olds club (marcos is invited as well sorry im a bit late on ur birthday greeting). weee...15..only 6 more years till? anyways HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY!!!

ISA!!!!

Thanks babe!!!!!
Keep warm, and...

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THE NANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOW, THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, if we mated my mini and your nano.... we would get a....??
a.... a.... mino? nani??
oh welll, who cares?
CONGRATS!!!!!!!

And tell us about the wedding!!!!!

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Another f'ing storm. WTF!! Thats it nature... ME YOU OVER I WANT TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH NATURE - pulls off ring- TAKE IT IM DUMPING YOU I REPEAT ME YOU OVER!!!
For all my friends who got the call about it..
ME YOU OVER!!!
lol.

hey look

It's that time of the month year again....
my birthday tomorrow. =)
Yay for 15.

Oh man

PANEXA IS BRILLIANT. I HAVE A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW. PERHAPS I SHOULD MENTION IT. =)

PANEXA

GO HERE NOWW!!!!
http://panexa.com/
http://panexa.com/
http://panexa.com/
HAHA ITLL MAKE YOU LAUGH!

Saturday+

I won't be able to make it, even though, in hindsight, I'm not the most suited person for going, since, like Emily said, it'll probably be filled with crazy obssessed people, though I don't see why that turns you off, as the lot of you are, at the very least, near-obssessive.

My PS2 just got to the SCEA repair facility today, meaning that I probably won't have it back till after Thanksgiving. It makes very sad. I can't play Soul Calibur III, Battlefront II, or Shadow of the Colossus. : (.

oh well..

i dunno if i can go anymore either way cause that mite be my only time to do hw, it seems i hav a private gym session scheduled for sunday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARCOS!!!!!!!!

You know what's upsetting? We never arranged a blog meeting for November. So me and Marcos feel abandoned. =(
Maria, I don't think I'll go this Saturday... it'll be sold out and full of HP obsessives. Rather in December or something. =/

i have no idea

i was jsut going to show up around 5 or 6 b/c i hav gym till 3 so maybe a later time i guess?

U2 = love

It was pretty hectic last night. Fucking exhausted.
Anyway, it was amazing. Looooovee. Though I'm upset they didn't play "Miracle Drugs", "Yahweh", and "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses" our night.... they're of my favorites. In that order.
Institute had me in stitches, too.
The final verdict?
A five-hour orgasm. =)

Anyway, Donna, about love.... I dunno.... rarity doesn't always equal value.... nor value rarity. But I still see how it is a really special, exclusive word. It goes both ways, yo. Whatever floats your boat.

ANY OH MY GOSH DONNA, 3 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS EXCITING!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO WEAR???

Apricots? I remember I put that label on a jar of malanga extract, but apricots? I guess I'm losing my memory... =/

Spontaneous combustion is the shit. =]
However, I do enjoy, in my spare time, trying not to spontaneously combust. :D

Yay for rock climbing, Marcos. And get a bliddy space!!!!

MARIA! WHAT TIME IS THE FILM??

i/\/ c0|)3

7}{i$ says this. Amazing. Donna's intestines are strangely colored. Spontaneous combustion is a mysterious thing.

I went on a cruise to celebrate my family's collective november birthdays this past weekend. It was great fun. Among other things, I went rock climbing.

Sorry to hear about your teacher Erik. I should probably get myspace since I've heard such great things, but the most addicting thing ever is Pacman. And really good webcomics. WOOT! Dunno if I'll be able to makeit to Sunset this Saturday, especially to watch Harry Potter. But I'll see... (maybe).

so..

how bout going to sunset this saturday to see harry potter? the germs and i are going so if any1 wants to show up...its an open invite.

I bring you here!

Welcome all. Who sit. Eat and ponder why theres snipers on each and every one of the balconies. I welcome you. Yes i said it twice. What are you gonna do? Pull my pants down, take my microphone, my overly sexy slug with a hat? No you will do none of it. Since you are now glue to the chair by eggs. SO MANY EGGS. NOW I CANT EGG MR.WALLYS HOUSE!! So you are now blamed. Kiss my feet rub the monkeys ass on your left hand side. DO IT! NOW. Whats the hesitation! YOU aa back to the meeting of islands security. PUt your hand down.. oh yes discard the sign which read ASK QUESTIONS AT ANY TIME! ok what

Uh what island you crack whore?
The island in THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE
...
...
...
...
(I feel like i have been insulted)
YOU IN SULTED ME!
Get out of my office!!
(another random person from blog)(differnt person)
But this is a ratty old shack you pulled out of your ass?
Hmph thats it you disgust me. Im gonna feed you all fish.. RAW FISH
(Different random person)
SUSHI!!
NO bad. SMACK!!!
ALright you people are idiots im leaving!
BAM...
VANISHES!
Now who wants to be the random people!

NOone..?
-SHOOTS-
haha one less person on this blog!
jk!

Okay whoa

Marcos? Is Donna like dead or something? I'm starting to get seriously worried...

Isa!!!!!!!

Call me when you leave your house, so I can be there. Okay??????
Oooh, and you are too sweet! Thanks so much babe!

i won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died

hey maria, i just checked your lj.... nada. did you get a new one or something? and oh yeah, myspace is the most bloody addictive shit ever. EVER. EVERRRRRRRRRRR.
Hey, don't read The Green Mile unless you want to be haunted forever by it. oh my god, i'm in the middle, and i just read the most sick, horrifying electric-chair gone wrong scene imaginable. unimaginable. oh lord.... it's all i'm going to be able to think of for a long while...

and erik, that's sad about your teacher. =/
and i also love the odyssey. except for all the anointing, that's annoying. but it's brilliant fun. :)

random..

but i hav decided to re start LJ. yes thats rite ppl, myspace is taking over everything! or if not w/e, i jsut felt like making a new LJ thing which i finally figured out how to customize b/c im not too brite like that... and props to marcos for the intestine thing.

all's fair in love, hate, and secret codes.

ooh, hanging from her small intestine. that's a new one. props, man. i was thinking hanging from toenails, but i like yours better. =]
oooh, you cracked the less-than-cryptic code? go you. lol. so sad i am. but errr, even though it's supposedly none too cryptic, "7}{i$." has got me entirely stumped. :(

and i think you're totally right about love and hate being very powerful words that aren't given credit. but i think "love" ought to be used whenever possible. because it's a nice thing to say. and i think there's a shadow of its real depth that people sense, and even when used jokingly, it's one of those words that make you fill up with happiness ....and i don't think it should be quite so exclusive as "hate".

No, no, no.

Polar bears aren't really my style. I'd rather hang her from her small intestine. Though a polar bear would be kind of interesting... Regardless, its not like it takes an ace detective to crack the "secret code". It's about as cryptic as 7}{i$. And, Donna, I've said it once, and i'll say it again, you're full of hate, which is a BAD THING. CHEMISTRY ROCKS! HARD.

My PS2 is gone and new, working one should be here in >2 weeks. WOOT!

A parting note: hate and love are stronger words than people give them credit for any more.

Oh Doni

DONNA! This is too bloody weird. Hadn't heard from him in weeks (months?), and then he phones. We spoke for 20 minutes. It was...nice. Sedated. But very nice. But scary shit mate....

Oh lordy....another one bites the dust

Donna, chances are Marcos is going to personally feed you to a polar bear tomorrow unless you explain to him what Bernie is.
Which of course, you won't. =)

Muha

HA i get chem more than bio! MUha. Maybe its because in chem you have to pay attention! ANd i cant be talking which i did slightly in bio.... Uhm ya. So i get it. It explains so many things like the over grossing smell of your ass. HAHA what a brownie will do for you?
BOOm

ughhh

i loathe chemistry, i cant understand shit, i swear i need to get back into bio. oh and the otehr day, gerstman gave a quiz on the hw, but it was actually on the next section which she hadnt told us to read, so ha guess hu failed it?

Confusion

Bernie? Repeats? What????????

I'll just end up walkin' in the cold November rain

Yay for November birthdays! Count me in, Marcos. Lol. The nineteenth. =)
And maybe the MAST chem teacher is decent, but gah Ms McKoy just doesn't TEACH. Feh. =( But it's okay because Jesus saves my ass in that class. Lol, I mean it. When you dig the metal core earphones out of his ears and get him to shush about his snakes, he's effing brilliant. YAY JESUS.
Okay, sorry, couldn't resist. And Hillary's boyfriend is so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh, Donna, she had me read her texts, and it's like Bernie all over again--only better! *sigh...*

Congratulations

On the Marriage and on the 3rd place. Good news all around. Also, What's all this about killing chemistry. CHEMISTRY'S GREAT! And besides, without chemistry, we'd all be screwed. HARD.

On my brother's surprise birthday party on Saturday, he/we got Shadow of the Colossus (PS2), Battlefront II (PS2), Soul Calibur III (PS2), and Fire Emblem (GC). I can't wait to play them all, especially Shadow of the Colossus and Soul Calibur III, but alas, my PS2 isn't working. I'm trying to get in contact with Sony to have them replace it, but until then, I'll just have to tide myself over with Fire Emblem and Generals. Also, my birthday's on the 16th (in case any of you didn't read my before last post/don't know), and we're going on a cruise this Friday-Sunday to celebrate all of the November birthdays (my mom's, my brother's and mine). Cheers! (Why did I say That?) Oh, and new comics, Digital Purgatory and Adventurers! (though you won't really get the Adventurers! jokes unless you play a lot of RPGs).

this is exciting!!!!!!

oh my gosh, oscar is getting married!!!! felicidades, babe!!!! now you can have a proper niece, isa!!!
and the smiley is awesome too. xD
and chemistry SHALL DIE.
but happy day for oscar!!!!

oy, third place ain't too shabby!

congrats!
haha, yeah, on our blue stripe test in tae kwon do, caitlin and i were doing it together, and i started moving the wrong way to do a stepping round kick, and we nearly ended up kicking each other in the head. (okay, she'd have kicked me in the head, i would have been somewhere on her ribs. =/), but we stopped at the very last minute.
agreed: all you can do is laugh. ^_^ <-- is it merry????
but i got my blue stripe anyway, so tis all cool. :D

gym meet thing

i jsut tend to get rly nervous and fuck everything up, but eh, i read it too late, i jsut got back from the meet. i messed up on floor (i went the wrong way) but all u can do is laugh. i got 3rd palce all around (a 35.575 out of 40). jsut thought id share and stuff. thanks emily, i'll do that next time so that i remember to go the correct way.

nervousness

before a debate or something, when i get really nervous, i just breathe. a lot. it's said a lot, but it's true--taking deep, slow breaths through your nose and out your mouth really cool you down.
but once i begin whatever it is i'm nervous about, i spend all my nervous energy paying attention to what i'm doing, and i forget about it once i get into the flow of things.
any reason why?

question

does anyone know any tricks to surpress nervousness or lesser it or sumthing? any help would be greatly appreciated

Ohhh mannn

Riggy. That was brilliance. Sheer brilliance. Haha, no pun intended. Okay, maybe I'm the only one who gets that.... Like, stars, brilliance. Eh, pathetic. ", Oooh check the new smiley....it hath been (hi)jacked from Yana the magnificent.
Oh man, I just put in my ancient All-American Rejects CD, and I forgot how much fun they are! =D

More madness

From pds. Mrs. rosen wanted us to write an essay about the night sky...
so heres my twist on it.
I welcome you to my account of the sky. Something we can all appreciate with our own eyes. But with special ‘scientific’ inspection of course. As for me the experience was overwhelming. The glowing dots, the action of a falling comet, the use of imaginary protractors also the great thrill of being flung in orbit around the earth only to end up in the exact same place. Oh what an experience. And is one that I will redact for you today.


IN This Class

Yes you heard it here first. Also I bring you an authentic drawing from our friends at Pie Donkey & Steaks productions. But business is business so lets begin.

One crisp night I was sitting outside. Observing with such grand detail. The sky, such an overlooked recourse was being USED. Oh the joy. Things seemed normal as I was looking at a star at 56.7693º. Such a beautiful dot. Oh have you thought about the science and the amount of computation it takes to imagine a dot? Try it sometime it’s a task worth trying especially since the unwanted goal is complete boredom and a headache. To veer off for a moment a dot. Why it may be a circle? Or maybe not. But it’s a dot round and plump… Yet not containing any space! So lets look in adoration of the dot to get back to business.
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So while looking at this star I saw a comet flash by my face. It glittered sputtered and disappeared from sight… The suspense is building isn’t it. What could this comet have done? Maybe it would explain the foul taste of my waffle this morning. Or why the paper guy gave me a roll of toilet paper instead of a newspaper. Such concepts must be kept at rest!! Why such mythological things are dangerous and better yet confusing. So this comet reappeared. And got bigger….
Bigger…
Bigger…
Bigger…
Bigger…
Bigger…






Yes folks it landed… ON MY HOUSE. What a crime. Then as if the disaster could not be come greater… A hurricane came. And everything I wrote got BLOWN away. So here I am rewriting it for you. To enjoy and ponder. Also to GIVE YOU THE FRIGHT OF YOUR PANTS!! Why maybe a comet… JUST MIGHT FALL ON YOUR HOUSE!!!

School

I did not at all welcome the retrun to school, especially for only two days. They should have just waited till Monday. However, it was less unwelcome than it could and should have been, because my PS2 is acting up. Monday, while I was playing Final Fantasy X-2, the power flickered. Afterwards, my PS2 seemed to be working fine (except for the game lagging), until the Wednesday (I didn't get to play on Teusday), when it refused to play all but 4 games, all on CD ROM except for Final Fantasy X. It had already been acting up before, but now it is much worse. So now, I'm going to try to send it in to be replaced, which couldn't have come at a worse time, considering all of the great, highly anticipated games that are coming out now, some of which I've already mentioned. I could take a risk, buy a game, and hope it works, but if it doesn't, I'll be filled with more anxiety than if I sent it away now. Besides, I should have it fixed regardless of whether it does or doesn't play the new games.

ick skool

ok well actually, im looking forward to it. at least its sumthing to do, no matter how tedious. hehe, im watching one tree hill, which is quite good (i thought it was going to be a crappy chick flick kind of show, but its not). currently the basketball players and cheerleaders r beating the crap out of each other, ok well u kind of hav to watch it to find it amusing (yes i know im rambling). ok i'll stop. oh and thanks emily and issa!

Let there be power!

wow, this is so exciting.
happy birthday maria!!!!!!~
i have to go do 4 hours of homework before i can get back on (thanks, dad) so laters.