hi im bak

erik i didnt type that i seriously dont noe how that got there. rick stop screwing w/ the blog. my trip 2 colombia was fine thx 4 asking, got drunk couple of times. wonderful feelin, except in the morning when u got a bloody hangover. cant remember much though. south park is funny. although i do not rot my brain out watching tv all the time. breaking point was a kick ass book. but eriks line was not funny. i do fail 2 c the humour. cant wait 2 go bak. want sum guardo. must wait till parents are asleep. no i am not an alchoholic.

AUGH!

ERIK!  I AM GETTING BORING????   Screw you!!!!!@!!!

OK, Rick

You know what?  I'm asking you nicely.  Please don't do that anymore.  It really fucks things up.

Blog's back up!

Yeay. 

Anyway, what in the hell is the S&D?  And come ON, Erik.  I'm not bugging you about the "u"s and stuff, but PLEASE don't use 2 and 4 when you mean "two" or "to" or "for".  They're fine for "two" and "four", however.

Yes, hiatus is a fancy word for break, and and--get ready--I thought the Oracle was Jewish too.  Yep...

Anyway, back to your sick and distasteful idea of a "sense of humor".  I've never seen an episode of South Park, seeing as I do not have cable.  No idear who Cartman is.  But that is not the point.  The point is that priest molestation is a serious, current, REAL issue, and there are dozens, if not hundreds, of children who need a voice.  I fail to see how that could be humorous in any way.  Furthermore, "if u ate thru ur ass crak u could crap out of ur mouth."  That is so not funny.  It's pathetic.  It is disgusting and vulgar and crude.  It is humor for the intellectually challenged, those who lie in front of the television, rotting away their brains, with their eyes blank and void of all emotion, as well as their minds.  The mouth is cracked open, and while feces are not coming out that way, the IQ points rushing out from all exits are almost palpable.

Whatever.

What did you think of Stormbreaker?  It was excellent!  I read it several years ago, and although Allison currently has my copy, I reread it often.  It is a series, and so far there are four: Stormbreaker, Point Blank, Skeleton Key and Eagle Strike.

The first is the best.

Bye.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ

Erik.  After taking a good 4-month hiatus, you come toddling back.  No, wrong word.  "Toddling" is a cute word.  It should be used to describe my kids.  Not you.  I don't know what word to use.  And I have to say I was disgusted by your post.  "having cartman crap out of his mouth."  That is purely sick and disgusting.  But you are a male.  Of course you find these things funny.  Go ahead.  Laugh.  I'll watch your brain leak out of your ears, and keep track of your missing IQ points with my new calculator.

Furthermore: According to you, braces are "Worse than death and hell."  Oh hardly, you big baby.  Grow up, and be a man.  I got them about a year and a half ago, and I GOT OVER IT.  SO SHOULD YOU.  Why will making such a scene about them help?  If you want to be pitied and petted, go to your mother.

Sorry.  I'm overreacting a bit.  More than a bit.  But please, do a bit of growing up.  Because finding excrement exiting through a mouth is just plain sick and earns you points with nobody.

But I am glad you are alive.  And braces are not that bad.  Sure, they hurt for a while.  So what?  Eating mashed potatoes and baby food for a week or so won't do you any lasting damage. 

Looking forward to school and speech and debate,