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Damn child-proof locks!

I have nothing more to say.

leaving

just wanted 2 say bye! hav a gr8 summa every1 im leaving 2day 2 another country where i might not have internet. rick leave me alone.

OH!

That makes so much f'kin sense!!!
"Reloaded" is numero 2, I gotta rent that.
That's right...

in response 2 emily's questions...

ok emily, 1st of all matrix revolutions is the 3rd movie not the 2nd

1) the oracle was black in the 1st and 2nd movies, she just had lighter skin and they had 2 switch actors in the 3rd movie because the lady who played the oracle died.

2) Well since the whole thing is just a computer programm, so is the oracle, and the agents are technically a program that has become a virus and is spreading itself around by turning all other programs into agents.

hope that helps and im so bloody bored that i'll answer any questions rite now

BASEBALL!!!

Well i said i would make a report of the game today so i will keep my promise today i got 4 people to come to my house:Bobby,Nelson,Angel,and well me if u count me as going to my house well. I played pitcher and i did pretty good considerng a homerun is 50 ft away so a little liner is a homerun oh well i still had fun as did everyone else oh yea my team including me and bobby won 12-8 we lost like 6 baseballs but oh well thats life.
My field is great so it was close to a real game

sum and substance

Rick: I can certainly see why your mother would throw you outside. Although if I were her, I wouldn't consider the food part to be necessary. =). Um, let's see. When my dad was little, his family would go over to his grandparents' house for Sunday lunch. He and his brother would be locked out of the house with a bottle of juice. His sister was allowed to stay in. SHE never went into the grandfather's darkening room with a flashlight, or opened the door to the darkening room wide open, or try and pick the locks of his room where grandfather kept his stuff or broke antiques...my father was a terrible child.

Anyway, last night I started watching The Matrix: Revolutions which is number 2. I stopped it when Trinity gets spiked by those things in the ship (Neo's been blinded, and it looks like she's gonna die). I'm a-gonna continue it tonight. It's such a nightish movie. But I've got some questions in the event that anyone here has seen it/understands it. And one more thing: this is much less intellectual than the first one, this is just one fight scene after another. And it baffles me that in such a society, the only way to settle differences is through violence--wwe fight until one dies. But here are the questions:

1. Why is the Oracle black? She was white in the first...
2. What does the Oracle turn into when the Agents do that thing to her?


I'll probably ask more as I watch the rest.

Anyway. Right now the guy who will film my bat mitzvah is here. We are talking to him. The other day we were arranging the food. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A MAKE-YOUR-OWN-SUNDAE BAR!!!!!! WOOFUCKINGHOO!!!!

well then

I will use this for usuall everyday occurances.
Tomorow theres a game at my house yay!
Ok let me explain it to you incase u think wtf u have a whole park at my house.
well no its just me and like 6 friends with baseball equipment my mom throws us out there with a giant ass pitcher of water and food and we play BASEBALL! OOO i will tell you the results tomorow. I hope noone makes some lame ass excuse y they cant come. Oh well it will still be fun. Anyone else feel to join my day of fun?!

my boring summer vacation

I have been going to sleep at 2 am and wakin up at w.e time the dog decides 2 bark. i saw harry potter yesterday and in the middle of the movie the dude watching the film fell asleep and it burned. we were all like beautiful, wat a genious and givin him a round of applause. i think i spelled genious wrong but u noe wat its the summer and i dont give a fuck hahaha. i wonder whether colombia will be more fun. i wont be stayin in touch after the 18th cause i'll be gone. so long amigos and amigas.

well

I've got my own blog to play with. If anyone cares, they can read that. And I like to think of my profile as rather amusing too. Surefolks could post day-to-day events. We could also do current political happenings, scientific discoverires, and ethics (i.e. cloning: evil or helpful). This blog could be a form for hot debate! I'll be working with 2-year-olds, so maybe I'll ask them how babies are made, or somehting funny.

Really, the only people on this blog are the Usual Suspects and Rick, with occasional visits from Maria. Erik had a temporary fling, but I reckon there ain't gonna be no more folks on this-here blogoferous. So...whatever. Go crazy. Help yourself.

P.S. I was channel-flipping this morning and I came across a Christian channl show. It was like "Jesus knocks at your heart which is your house and if you open up, he'll come inside and Jesus will be in your heart which is your house and so don't be mean, but read the Bible everyday and don't crap in your neighbor's mailbox and don't try and copulate with you dooooggg...."....

It was unbelievably funny.

I wonder?

What we sohuld post about now about our daily events or what hmmm since school is out u people tell me.

i said sumthing similar

i told mrs soto that i'll remember to tell the blonde child from russia that i'll adopt to thank you. ewwww i never wanna see that again. i can just say my mother didnt go thru that w/ me or my brother. i was what was that word, breech baby or w.e.

hohoho

Isabela. When you were like talking about the birth of a baby, then all of of sudden say you're going to Virginia, I thought you said you were going to Vagina.

I am pathetic.

It's all Soto's fault.

She did all that stuff.

Ew.

I went to see Ms Pou today. She said it was difficult to teach that while she was pregnant. She just had another daughter.

I'm bored.

this sucks

my best friend is leaving for high school, no one else to replace her, not that i really can. im leaving for colombia the 18, so next friday. i'll be back the 28th of july. damn i wish i could just skip 8th grade and get out of that hell hole they disguised as a skool. well w.e, im gonna go to reef so and only 5 years to go then i work my ass off for minimum pay at some crappy ass job have a crappy ass family that never shuts up and then i die woohoo. im such a positive person.

Well....

Isa i hope you have fun in virginia.When you leaving? on this subject who is not leaving over the summer?

nostalgia

I might go to Reef. If I get in. And depending where else I get in. But it's so far away.
HEY! Maybe if I don't go to sleep, tomorrow will never come! YEEAH!!!! That's the way to do it! I don't wannnaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh Jesus Fucking Christ. I moved myself to tears.

"Moved" isn't the right word, but I am such an emotional wreck right now.

Aww maaaan.

I'm crying.

This is pretty damn pathetic, ain't it?

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

damn straight

next year's going to go by even faster. before we know we are going to be freshmen in highschool. wow scary. im in total agreement with emily when she stated that adults today act more like babies than we do. shit no shaving cream fight tomorrow. oh well w.e. hmmmm, i wonder who's going to be idiotic enough to bring shaving cream and/or participate in the shaving cream fight, bunch of morons. ok well, is anybodu going 2 coral reef? just wondering, and emily, yes i will beware of all those polkadotted toasters flying hamsters etc.

Aaaaw...

Little Ricky's going outside to play. How amusing. Caitlin, your posts on the GS blog are pure gold!

But yeah. Holy Goddamn F%#@. Tomorrow's the last day of school. It feel so surreal. I mean, where the hell has the time gone??? Time moves man, and it ain't going slower. God. It's scary. We're all going to get old. And get sick. And die. And the time will go faster and faster and faster. And honey, your life will be GONE! Jesus Christ. Remember how looong it would take in preschool and first grade for things to happen, for days to pass? How early we would wake up, bright and energized and wanting to play? Good heavens alive man, I never wake up happy. I never even wake up ALIVE. And it is beyond sad that we are spending the years in which according to primordial law, we are supposed learn about ourselves, and become adults. But instead, we are living our days doing things we hate, taking orders from people we hate. I am willing to bet that every songle person in our science class is able to function as an adult of this "society". And, dude, today's adults are nore babies than we are. And by the time you hit 70, you start regressing. You become a baby again. That's not the way it's meant to be. But. Life's a shit. What are you going to do?

So there's my emotional philosophy end-of-the-year. Aka PMS. or something.

But yeah.

Fuck the soundcheck.

I feel so honored...

To have my last day of school speech to be our 400th post.
Well youve probalbly figured out that this means that there is one day left of school.
I hope this blog can be used to keep all of us in contact with eachother over the summer well we will see eachother in biology. Well i need to ask is there anybody not returning to carver next year? ok i think im done im gonna go outside to play with fatty.

Well um..

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Aproaching the big....

400

Caitlin, my pal

It tends to be helpful to your readers to speak in complete sentences not in Squanto, i.e. Me Caitlin. It gone over no more.

What is gone? Regardless of how many extra points you get for saying "bloody hell".

You know, the Google related searches at this moment are: nasal polyps and pork tenderloin. It'll probably change after I post this, bt I thought that was pretty damn funny. Nasal polyps and pork tenderloins. Hard to see the realation to each other, let alone that to what we have to say. Would all the "bloody"s account for the pork tenderloins, perhaps?

Im with you

Dont you remember when she "promised" us she wouldnt give any hw or quizes on the last week of school shes such a promise-keeping teacher right.

GODDAMN IT TO HELL!!!!

SZMULEWICZ IS AN UNBLOODYREASONABLE PAIN IN THE ARSE!!!!!

[To be read slowly and deliberately, enunciating each word as though speaking with a stubborn 3-year-old.]

THe Algebra homework, assigned by our own dear Mrs Szmulewicz, is as follows: Finish Classwork (10.8 # 15-49 odd)--FOR A FLIPPIN' GRADE!!!
Homework: 10.8 #62-63
STUDY FOR A FLIPPIN' QUIZ!!!!

[TO BE READ FANATICALLY]

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!
WATCH--JUST WATCH--HER ASSIGN HOMEWORK DUE WEDNESDAY!!!! WATCH HER DO IT!!!! AND THEN, YOU CAN WATCH ME THROW ROCKS THROUGH HER GODDAMN WINDOWS, AND FORCE HER TO BE UP THROUGH THE A.M. HOURS DOING FUCKING CRAP LIKE THIS!!!!! AND AFTER THAT, YOU CAN STAY FOR AN HOUR OF ME THROWING FLAMING BOG ROLLS AT HER!!! OK FOLKS, WHO'S WITH ME??? STAY TUNED FOR MORE VOODOO TORTURE. (Needles not included; each doll sold separately).

In other news, I just finished watching "Bend it Like Beckham". Great film.

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Once Again i need guess?

The math homework. Dont you people in Smulewicz class believe that it is freeking absurd that she gave us homework AND a QUIZ for the last 3 days of school. Oh please tell me the homework.

I think I will too

hmph.

fail

i have the biggest feeling im gonna fail this crotting test

bubble

that would be kool if it was a real bubble. yea i already knew sperm looked like tadpoles. we had that in 5th 4th sum grade. i must say i was cracking up and had 2 disguise my laughs as coughs. yes i noe im not mature but ur a kid once so w.e hehe

Nobody is answering

my question. Which is: what are we thinking of Soto's explicitness? Have we honestly learned anything? I did: sperm look like tadpoles.

I know someone whose parents practically keep her in a bubble, and she actually learns what they want her to learn when they want her to learn it.

OH YES!!

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Stupid Ants!!!

I was playing baseball in P.E. and i was up to bat then i come back my glove was on the floor so i pick it up put it on and all of these freekin ants come and bite me i swear if i get one wish i would wish for all freekin ants to burn in hell damn ok im done ranting about my day i must return to studying for science.Oh!!! How is everybody doing on finals?

Fascinating, Awe-Inspiring Title

Hello Maria. Good to see you've rejoined us. I'm with Rick, you're still young! How tall are your folks? Grandparents?? Siblings?? And dude...your doctor gives you growth hormones???

-shrinks away in various emotional states-

Oh yes, this really should go on my own blog but I am too lazy to bother to do so: I was meeting with the rabbi, and he hates the terms "battie" and "barmie" for bat and bar mitzvah. I was also saying how I hadn't been on the Internet for a while. He wasn't really listening, and then I say "withdrawal symptoms", and he snaps to attention in genuine concern. Rabbi ain't my favorite person, he's rather boring.

Hey Rick, I was lying in bed, being unable to sleep, thinking of random memories when one of earlier this year pops up: you calling my pants gay, then me calling you gay. Damn, we really hated each other, didn't we? Hohoho.

What are we thinking of Soto's explicitness? Rather terrifying. I was very surprised to learn that sperm look like tadpoles. I think that's hilarious. Another thing: Y-Sperm travel faster, but they are also less hardy, they die faster. X-Sperm are the slow-and-steady, stronger dudes (dudettes!).

You know..

Some people have huge growth spurts later on in life like were their 12 their 4'11" then at 15-16 their 5'9" so you may grow your still young.

doubtful

its doubtful i gre in 4th grade like 5 inches then stopped, during 5th grade i grew 2 inches and i havent grown since. and around 5th grade is when i started gymnastics so i think thats stunting my growth...oh well

<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You cant be 4'10" for ever can you? hmmm you must grow at some point.

interesting

grr damn crotting doctor. measured me wrong. says im of normal height so now i cant get the shots to make me grow or w.e they are. fun i get 2 stay at 4 ft 10 in forever. wonderful i've been the same height since 5th grade. ok i think this distraction has lastest long wnough i rly should start studying.

WOW!!!

I am so surprised it took so long for you peple to figure it out i would thought you would be counting down the days but oh well now you know Good Job Emy!

And now!

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I hope...

my editing of my post makes you feel better maria.

Well....

Im trying to see if you figure out what i mean by these numbers.

6!

thats not wat u mean by 6 but its wat i mean by 6 so hah! and im not a dear.

Im...

Sorry maria but that is not what i am meaning by 6 think think think!

ok 6

6 is an even # divisible by 1 2 3 and 6, the difference b/w 1 and 2 is 1 the difference bw 2 and 3 is 1 and the difference bw 3 and 6 is 3, add 1 and 1, multiply it by 3 and ur answer is 6. im just blabbering nonsense to avoid my study guides.
6 is also 4 away from 10 which gives u 1 2 3 4 6 and 10. 10 divided by 2 is 5, 4 and 3 is 7 4 squared is 16, divided by 2 is 8, 8 plus 10 is 18 divided by 2 is 9. the result? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.

7?

Ok well i hav a feeling im gonna get a 70% on the crotti final 4 science, that has a 7 in it, its also the number that most ppl choose when u play that crott of a game guess a # b/w 1-10. is it 7? y yes it is? o my god, u must b psychic! i also cant abide by preppy ppl who say omg all the time, bunch of crotters.

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