Friday, April 30, 2004

Title

Im back

We need to find a topic that will interest the people that actually have time to look at this and form a response thing with suspenders and brown hat for drama so let us ponder on this issue. HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!. Ok i have better things to do bye y'all.

Monday, April 26, 2004

Hmm

This blog seems to be petering out. Is it safe to presume that the majority of the population has better things to do than diggin their pathetic nose and poking on the loser keyboard to post on an idiot blog?

Thursday, April 22, 2004

WE BUSTED UP ROCKS!

Whoever went to work with their parents really missed a bloody fantastic time. Ahem: WE BUSTED UP ROCKS!!! I SWEAR I WILL NEVER EVER EVER GET OVER THAT, IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!! YAY!

It was 20 years ago today
Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play!

--"Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band", by The Beatles

umm well

since i said so

Tuesday, April 20, 2004

You know,

Rick and I have been the only two posting as of late. I am presuming that other people have an actual life...

OOOOOOOkay.....

Right, Sir Rick, you are indeed correct. The malady has been corrected.

I have also come up with a scientific discussion, for, well, discussion. Ahem: Farts.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i like saying OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Thing with suspender and her mighty side kick alvin.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO corney comic.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"....I REALLY like te directoin in which this is headed...." OOOOOOOOOOOOOO you made a mistake what does te and directoin mean ms.kahn?

I, the mighty Thing-with-suspenders, shall speak

Rick. It is REALLY BLOODY difficult to read posts in which there is ZERO punctuation. Commas help, but periods, man, are like the greatest thing since Swiss cheese. They REALLY help when the time comes to decipher what you are trying to say. I am trying to leave the grammar thing to "anything-that-can-be-basically-comprehended" but it is really bloody hard to separate out the sentences. As to your idea of having people run when I approach, we could work with this, man. I could use them as numchucks, or a lasso, or uproot houses with them, or strangle people....I REALLY like the direction in which this is headed....

Oh also you are a thing with suspenders.

Like in a thrilling movie seen the cast of caracters scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the thing comes run"
Thats what people should do in real life.

A reply -gasp-

The game in particularly i was watching on friday April 16 2004 was a baseball game first between the marlins and braves then the yankees redsox game now my new rule in my post maybe you people have heard of it or not but my signature is going to be. ALVIN lauphs at name

Sunday, April 18, 2004

The thing with Suspenders shall speak

Right. Richit Ricky Ricardo hath invited me to make fun of his pretty damn funny aka unintelligable post. Exactly what game were you watching? Will that question make me seem like some sort of weirdo because I have absolutely NO idea what the hell is going on in the land of Great Moments in Sports? Ah vell.

Friday, April 16, 2004

ALVIN LOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VROOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ARROWS

Boy this is one silent blog.

Ohh i know what to say hi alvin ooo that cracks me up. Hmmm my eyes are drooping maybe it because i watched the game oh well am i pondering o this public blog wow have things turned around well im gonnas leave now.Feel free for alvin,thing with suspenders and all of the other people to insult my post its pretty damn funny.Well i have nothing else to say so goodnite.

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

Do you have to write a summary and also thank you Giovanna.

Ok now i got a seriouse question for once.

Well i need to ask anybody who is in the algebra 1 class i cant find my friends phone numbe so my question is was their any hw from today i forgot to copy it i was to busy putting my crap away. So if any of you people that are in that class can tell me it would be useful since we all know how pissed Ms.Smulewicz get if you dont have your homework.

Monday, April 12, 2004

PAIN, AGONY, SORROW....

Owwww...sugar headache.

Emily K can rival Homer Simpson's gluttony at the moment, becaaause....

I'm eating a HUGE Brazilian chocolate Easter egg at the moment. Mmm...sugar rush.

To Gio:

Yes, I'm with George. Although at Hebrew yesterday, a girl was wearing a very awesome Ramones shirt....

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE, RICK!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP POSTING ON YOUR OTHER BLOG!!! IT ONLY ADDS TO THE SCRREWED-UP-NESS OF THIS SITE!!!!

Sunday, April 11, 2004

Obscure insults are so much fun

Let's see if we can come up with another. Hmmm....
I dunno. Horse's uterus and pig rectum were pretty hard to beat, though I must credit pig rectum to School of Rock.
Hmmmmm...
A llama's saliva gland?
That should make Emily Northrop happy.

And, no, Gio, thou art not a jerk.
I simply was shocked and appalled at having my brilliant, glorious little moment in the sun bursted. Oh well. It may as well have been then than later.
:)!

Oh yes, you lot had to do that weird sonnet for L.A., right?
Well, mine sort of turned into Columbine. Not quite sure how that happened...

For the love of God, Giovanna

SHUT UP!!!
"And secretly, I want you buried in the yard..."
"Kissing the Lipless" by The Shins.

Saturday, April 10, 2004

I'm with Rick on this one...

I'm with Rick on this one...

For once, I agree with Rick......This blog is HIGHLY AMUSING, and, although it really has not ever served its intended purpose, it's been a hell of a lot of fun.

Rick: be forewarned. I am planning my tactics on poking my finger at you in an aggressive manner.

We should most certainly keep this going over the summer, but none of that "hey-everybody-how-is-your-summer-vacation-going?" garbage.

Ja?

EEEK!

HAVING COMPUTER PROBLEMAS!

Friday, April 09, 2004

this is all to funny

all i have to say is well... roflmao

Well...

Well, well, well. I would most certainly NOT call "horse's uterus" and "pig rectum" generic insults. A generic insult would be "the motherf***ing son of a....". I didn't do that, nor did I threaten his mother, nothing is her fault...that's another thing I don't understand. When someone calls someone else a "son of a .....", they are insulting his mother, rather than whomever they are talking to. Poking my finger at him in an aggressive manner, however, is something that I have not yet considered. The funny little corners of your brain never cease to amaze me. It is a truly briliant idea. And no, insulting won't get me anywhere, but it IS a hell of a fun. Further, I am not an adult, and although I am conscious (if I were unconscious, I would be lying on the floor, blacked out), I WOULD like to know what Hi am a trader too he he. See you on monday would mean. The second sentence I follow, but not the first.

Oh yes, Giovanna? What is Track 13 on the mix CD you gave me?

Thursday, April 08, 2004

Errr...

Gio? No comprendo el razon, pero si estoy de acuerdo. Los humanos somos basureros. (?) Had an inspiration for Spanish, duh. Has anyone started reading The Taming of the Shrew yet? It's quite good so far, if I comprehend it correctly.

GODBLOODYDAMN

RICK!!!!! I WILL PERSONALLY FEED YOU TO A POLAR BEAR!!!! IF ANYBODY SEES A POST READING AS FOLLOWS:
Hi am a trader too he he. See you on monday., KINDLY IGNORE IT. ALTHOUGH IT LOOKS AS THOUGH IT WAS POSTED BY AN "Emily k", IT IS QUITE OBVIOUS THAT IT IS NOT ME WHO WROTE THAT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!!!! RICK, YOU ARE BEYOND A HORSE'S UTERUS.....YOU ARE.....YOU ARE....YOU ARE A PIG RECTUM!!!!! SO THERE, BUTTHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg emily tsk tsk.

You went and screwed up the blog to when ur trying to insult me.

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WELL, SOME SMARTASS BY THE NAME OF RICK HAD BETTER HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY FOR HIMSELF!

Tuesday, April 06, 2004

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Isabela! That is so brilliant! Dissecting flies....I would do it....except I haven't got the guts.

Saturday, April 03, 2004

Agreed

Yes, it does indeed suck that Spring Break is almost over. It has been immensely enjoyable to be free of homework, to go to the beach with my friends. And Isabela, it really ISN'T all that funny....although I suppose my view is rather biased since I wrote quite a lot of it.

Oh yes, a little while ago, I tripped and hit my foot on a chair so badly, I went flying. Literally. Everything I was holding flew out of my hands, and my glasses off my face. Half my toes have swollen to at least twice their normal size, are bright red, and are bloody throbbing! I can't even walk properly, I sort of shuffle along.

Oh yes, these past few days I've been at the beach, and have taken care not to get sunburned. However, I still freckle. And I discovered that my arms have freckeled enormously, except, where my urf top sleeves have been. So, it's like a tan line, but a freckle line. And the only place I got burned was the back of my knees, which is unpleasant indeed.


And upon proofreading this, I have found that every paragraph begins with "yes" or "oh yes". I suppose that I am being optimistic today.

...

Aww man spring break is almost over that sucks.

Its not that funny