no one blogs the blog is silent

...

That is confusing but comprehensible ok im going to bed.

Nope

No, I am/was not planning on going to South Africa over Spring Break. It would have been stupid; as soon as I would get adjusted, I would have to leave. As it happens, my uncle from SA, as well as one from Cleveland (but he doesn't count), had a conference in Atlanta, so he decided to make a trip out of it. He came to Miami a few days before said conference with his younger daughter Isabel, (the older one is coming in June for my bat mitzvah), who stayed with us for about a week. Then, they will go to Boston, where some other cousins live, and spend some time with them.

My dad is hammering for the computer, and for me to clear the table, so I must get off.

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Well might i ask to Emily K if she is was or is planning to go to africa this spring break because i am confused from her post.

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Maybe since idk what to put for a title i will put umm just "...". Thank you Giovanna for the get well note and as a matter of fact i am so maybe i can enjoy spring break to its fullest.

tada

I have added a new link.
Yay me.

Theory #2

Or, maybe this blog was just doomed from the start.
My little cousin from South Africa is so jet-lagged, we went out to dinner and she fell asleep in my lap. That was really cute.
Perhaps we can discuss jet-laggedness in class.
Wow, I wrote that without looking at the keyboard and it hath taken me forbloodyever.

Title of blog

The title of this blog should be something like the social blog of carver or something idk im out of i deas my brain is dead right now. Im tired and sick i must go to sleep now i hope everyone has an enjoyable spring brek.

Oh well. This is becoming more and more social, and will continue to do so until her Majesty Madame Soto gives us some topics.

Or maybe it was doomed from the start.
Anyway, it's past my (nonexistant) bedtime, and Owen is yelling at me to "Get off that bloody machine and get yourself in bed this instant!"
He is not terribly pleased.

thats cool, nothing interesting on this part of time, except for the neighbors lookin at me strangely as i scrambled over the fence as my parents chased me trying to throw me in the pool. they were however not successful but they did manage to throw my 16 year old cousin in. one thing i've learned so far is that juniors in high school (in reference to my cousin) is that they tend to live interesting lives, and somehow still manage to find time to make jackass videos of them trying to suntan in teh sbow in chicago. need i say more...

all i have to say is: so much for scientific intellectual discusion.

hey all

I will kill Alvin aka Vinnie aka Vincent aka Allison. She wrote a post which was promptly deleted, for reasons that shall remain unrevealed.
As to Spring Break, my cousin Isabel (9 years) flew in from South Africa, with her father, my uncle Steve aka Groovy Steve (many more years). Also, some relatives from Ohio. These would be: uncle David, Aunt Erika (breast-cancer survivor, artist, very cool person all around) and their kids, Justin (11 years, pretty neat, is also a pyro), and Marguerite (6 years, and terribly annoying).

how's everyone's spring break so far? anything interesting? just wondering, so far, mine's been a bore.

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In time you will kill who.

In time, I will kill you

Alvin: I am indeed glad you are not an administrator. If you were, I would have given you the boot. As you can see, I have deleted that post you posted.

Who would of thought

BLOODY HELL!

CAPRICE! YOU WERE TOM! YOU ARE A HORSE'S UTERUS!!
YES. I AM TRYING TO GO FOR THE MORE CREATIVE, SCIENTIFIC INSULTS.

Well, here they are

Yes, Rick has done the honors and introduced the titles. They are not necessary, you can absolutely post without them. I just thought they would add some organization to the blog.

>>>>>

The titles makes it difficult to blog because you usually talk about many random subjects and now well i dont want to type it all so you figure the rest out.

Now it has titles.

Why should i boiled over a smelly vat of crap.

Stop using bloddy your lucky this isnt a class full of brits.

Yippee bloody doo.

I said dont anger me or i will use my other blog.

This blog alternates in between the original and the new, it-should-be-boiled-over-smelly-snozzcumber-stew blog created by Rick, who should also be boiled over smelly-snozzcumber-stew, for this reason.

No duh you know Tom, Rick.
And no, even as an administrator, I cannot see people's nicknames, only their full names. Anyway, I believe it may be returning to normal....however, Rick shall be bound and tied and slowly turned on a spit as he is boiled over an eternal pot of a sickening mixture of simmering parsnips and Brussels sprouts. That is indeed a suitable punishment.

I am reading 1984 by George Orwell. Effing amazing book. Yes, effing. Anybody over the age of six knows the eff-word, however, I shall refrain from using it on a school blog. The point is, everybody should read it.

Hey I know Tom.

Rick, are YOU "Bob"? Or could it be Caprice?....Because she HAS joined, but hasn't posted anything....Or Isabela?.....
'FESS UP, FOLKS! I'M GOING TO PULL A MAO.....WHAT WAS IT AGAIN?.....LENIENCY FOR THOSE WHO CONFESS, SEVERITY FOR THOSE WHO RESIST....

Rick, are YOU "Bob"? Or could it be Caprice?....Because she HAS joined, but hasn't posted anything....

THIS IS NOT BLOODY WORKING!

AAACKK!!! AND IT WENT BACK TO NORMAL....."BOB", WHOEVER YOU ARE, I'M PLANNING ON KILLING YOU!!!!
ALLOW ME TO REPEAT MYSELF: WTF!!

Did you find out what is going on.

AAAACKKK!!!! IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN!!!! I HAD JUST PUBLISHED MY LAST POST AND HIT REFRESH TO MAKE SURE IT WORKED, BUT NO, ALL THAT SHOWED UP WERE RICK AND THIS BLOOODY IMAGINARY "BOB'S" ENTRIES!!! CRIPES ON CRUTCHES!! VLADIMIR THE EEKAMOOSE!!! WTF WTF WTF WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bob why he is a mischevious character.

What is wrong with this thing? I first look at the blog and all I see are Rick's entries and "Bob's" entries. I hit "Refresh". Nothing doing.
Then, I post a frantic post and I hit "Refresh" again. And miracle of miracles, everything appears back to normal, and all of "Bob's" entries have slipped off the face of the bloody planet! Now, what exactly is going on? Do we have a bug? A glitch? A virus? Or...dare I suggest it? : P...
...might we have hackers on our tails? That's right folks...(cornily DRAMATIC male television commercial voice) DUNH DUNH DUNH...those who you interact with every single day...friends by day, hackers by night.... : P, whatever.
I must admit that I am not too certain of all the inner workings of the Internet...BUT....
Oh yes, Rick, sorry for accusing you in my other post, but if you or ANY ONE ELSE IS in fact messing about on this blog....you, sir/madame, are in a large load of compost.
In other words, a whole lot of poo in a hole.

WHAT HAS JUST HAPPENED??? I FIRST LOGGED ONTO THE BLOG, AND ALL I SAW WERE RICK'S ENTRIES. I POSTED, AND EVERYTHING CAME BACK. RICK, YOU SAID YOU KNEW THE SOLUTION. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO, WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS "BOB"??!!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE??!!! RICK, WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE??? FOR SOME REASON, ONLY YOUR POSTS, AND "BOB'S" POSTS ARE SHOWING UP. WHO IS BOB? WHAT IS GONG ON? ALSO, I WOULD RECOMMEND WE REFRAIN FROM THE "F-WORD" AND OTTHER THINGS SEEING AS TEACHERS HAVE THE ABILITY TO READ THIS...

Oh never mind my previous Blog I know why you thought of it as embarrassing.

Hello all for this day this week at this time I blog.
Emily in your opinion why do you believe that this blog is "embarrassing" don't all blogs look like this, I am just wondering.
Also I think I know why on Marias computer the blog appeared to be messed up and I know the solution but will I tell you I don't know why but I wont.

I have pared down certain posts on the blog in order to make it more presentable, and less, well, embarrassing.

Who knows what (if anything) about Sedna?

What is what, and who is Bob?
Huh?
Are we having difficulties? Because it looks just fine on my machine.

ok never mind, my computer is messed up

who's bob, and what the hellz happened to the blog?

What is that?

So that's one vote in favor...

I guess it will be ok to have a title so my vote is yes.

I am thinking about changing the settings so that people can add titles to their posts, if they want. Votes, please!

Tic Toc

One reason why you cant do anything
1)I CAN MAKE MY OWN BLOG AND HAVE MY FRIENDS ON IT

Erik. Erik. Erik. ERIK. ERIK! (Do you realize that if you write a word enough times it starts to look really weird?) BLOODY HELL, ERIK! BLOODY HELL AND POO IN A POT! DO YOU WANT TO GET YOURSELF KILLED?!? Well, if the case it that you are suicidal, you'll have to wait. I must go wash my hair...wait, lemme see if the fly is still there...yes he is...and not much worse for the wear...but I digress. I am now going out to dinner with a friend that I haven't seen for about two years...she lives in Boston. Named Arielle.

Also, Erik, what exactly will I be "sOOooOOOoooOOoOoOOo times infinity that i finally blogged." What will I "so" be?

thanks rick, i didnt have time to see it yesterday, but i'll check it out today. might i suggest you take your grammar and spelling a little more seriously in this blog, unless you want to have emily k giving you a 2 hour lecture on improper grammar. : P

Has anyone seen anything about sedna?

there is only 4 ppl that r blogging Allison Emily k Giovanna and Maria its so unknown atleast i finally got mine to work so i can blog.

is anybody going to post today? (they all probalbly have a load of hw)

there did you get it cause before it was a link so idk but now you should get it

http://www.onr.navy.mil/focus/ocean/water/salinity1.htm

this is only the one on salinity but look around the website to find everything
:)

idc but it has everything we need

alright although i might not be able to look at it immediately

do you want the website?

hey im in your group i got this perfect website

ok

yeah, i think mrs. soto said we could...although i was talking to a cousin in lala land at the same time. so dont take it from me

For the project on the diferent topics could you do a mini qiuz about the presentation you made cause i found a small quiz on the internet about my subject si im jw?

it works

hey

Yes, the planets were indeed amazing. It was so satisfying to see Ganymede, where my imaginary colony is. And you could even see the stripes on Jupiter.
But by far, the most amazing thing was Saturn. It looked just so amazingly perfectly spherical. And the rings were just, just, just.....just amazing. It really just looked so perfect it was almost unreal.

Oh yes, Mrs Soto, this astronomer guy who was showing us all this, he wouold be, like, your ideal person. He was a jeweler, so he was all into minerals and gems and rocks and stuff; and, he was a completely passionate astronomer. He was indeed a very neat person. He also had this awesome laser pointer (green light rather than red, which makes all the difference), that looked just as though it was pointing exactly onto the stars themselves, like actually touching the sky (I know, I know, the sky is not a solid, so you cannot very well "touch" it, it's just a load of gas, whatever. **I am blowing a raspberry at that fact because it is stupid.**)

And Giovanna, I will also quote the Pixies. Ahem, "Debaser":
Got me a movie
Ha ha ha hoa
Slicing up eyeballs
Ha ha ha hoa
Girlie so groovy
Ha ha ha hoa
Don't know about you
But I am un chien Andalusia

I am un chien Andalusia (x3)

Wanna grow
Up to be
Be a debaser.
Etceterea, etcetera...

So there.

This site says: Based on French surrealistic film "Un Chien Andalou" (An Andalusian Dog), by Spanish director Luis Bunuel (1928). The film starts with the scene in which an eyeball is being cut open.

Nice, eh?

And now that song ended, and I am listening to "Black Star" by Radiohead.

Ooh...and coming up next is "Title and Registration" by Death Cab for Cutie. Is that not the coolest band name ever?? OK, so it's not, but it's pretty close.

Giode, what song says "full of stars and astral cars"? That sounds very neat indeed. The Pixies again, perhaps?

Anyway.

I get seasick.
Badly.
Unpleasant.
**Another raspberry. Or perhaps a load of vomit. Take your pick.**

Anyway, I'm just rambling now.

Went camping.
Went snorkelling.
Got so unbelievably amazingly incredibly seasick it was really quite unbelievably amazingly incredibly grossola.
Am dead.
Must shower.
No more to say.

Does anybody realize that the blog is orange because it is Mrs Soto's favorite color?

Yes, Em, Her Majesty Madame Soto has indeed been invited.
Maria: for updates on the winged prune, please view my post from Saturday.

Any updates on the prune with wings?

Yes you did. Allow me to present Exhibit A:
"If you havn't noticed I'm just blabbling a way and I'm not sure if that last paragraph made any sence at all whatsoever."

Sorry, Allison, I DID try to stop myself, but I couldn't, so I will give you only a minor chewing-out. Sorry.
Ahem: the word "away" is one word
and
"sense" is spelled like so.

I'm really sorry. I'm trying to learn to disregard. But, it's like in Fahrenheit 451, philosophies, languages dropped, English and spelling slowly ignored and then completely neglected......

Right then, update on Señor Fly-in-shower.
OK, well, he hasn't really changed much. In fact, he remains in his prune-with-wings stage. He isn't all that bad really........
GOD! The things I do to convince myself that I don't have to clean it up. Because the idea of going and removing him from his position of being wedged in the screen is jolly sick, is it not?
So, if anyone feels like earning a knighthood (which shall consist of tea, fancy South African Red Label Lemon Cremes--I know, I know, that meant nothing to any of youse--biltong, and a sticker!), come on round and handle it, si vou ples. I know, I know, I absolutely did not spell that correctly--So sue me--I'm not in le programme of le Frenchies. If someone feels like it, corerect me.

Thank me why?

Only in its capital form, though.

I hate the letter "E".

Allison: you really musn't bohter with the hyphens, it ruins the entire fullness, roundness, of the word. FANBLOODYTASTIC! When written like this, it makes the reader hunt about, trying to find the word. The hyphens really rather staccato-iffy it. Don't you agree?
Yes, England is by all means fanbloodytastic, and so is Giovanna's editorial.
Also, I do believe that I will NOT, in fact, do this essay. Not bloody worth it. If anybody else feels like picking it up, they're more than welcome to, but I am doubting it extremely.
I LOVE THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Excessive use of punctuation [exclamation points] shows extreme love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, thanks for the warning. Though I doubt I'll have the chance to go to England unless i become some sort of millionaire tycoon.

Maria: I do not mind in the slightest if you use "bloody". It's really a splendid curse, and just about no one in the States is bothered by it in the slightest. If, however, by chance you go to England, don't use it in public. It's considered quite bad there. Although, how a bloody word can be considered "bad" is quite beyond me.....
UH OH! It's past my bloody bedtime. Thanks, Mrs Izquierdo. (She really is a good teacher, but this bedtime-for-FCAT is jolly idiotic....)

As Giovanna mentioned, those taking advanced courses are extremely bored with what to them is going back to the easy basics. Mrs. Bullard, for one, did not cease to teach us algebra. However she did make us do those damn packets which i found a complete waste of my time. We had to continue with our algebra homework and on top of that we had to do the bloody packets (sorry Emily it's catchy)

Well, now that Ms Stallings has deemed this topic the "inevitable can o' worms", yet has still felt the need to post an article (brilliantly written by herself), I feel the need to comment upon it. (And no, Mrs Izquierdo, I did not whip out a crayon and begin underbloodylining on my moniter. Terribly sorry.) However, I will, of course, do so in "perfect FCAT format" (which by the way, I realize I did not in fact do when doing the FCAT writing. Screw them.). Anyway, presenting the biggest bloming idiocy ever to grace the planet. I will write a prompt, and then my essay.
OK. Here goes.

Prompt: Sometimes there are monstrously large, stupid idicies called "standardized tests", one of which is the bloody (sorry, I couldn't help myself) FCAT. Sometimes, people feel the need to strip these over-inflated stupidities down to what they are hiding. Write your opinion on the article written by Giovanna upon the "Inevitable can o' worms which has been opened by Ms Kahn".

The essay will come later. I just haven't the heart at the moment. Sorry.

You know, Erik hasn't been posting for ages. D'you reckon I scared him off and into submission? :D!

I, Emily Claire Kahn, officially LOVE looking back at my own blog (yes, I have my own) and seeing my thoughts and feelings of days prior. It's really great to vent off. And, seeing as:
a) Mrs Soto has of yet failed to join; and
b) If she did, I still wouldn't really care (whole 1st amendment freedom of speech idear, plus I'm not in the classroom); and
c) if I didn't post this here, most of youse would never see it, and I do want you to.
Soooo...presenting my blog entry, which I entitled, tres appropriately, "Bloody Hell". BEAM ME UP SCOTTY! Yeah, so, here it is:

Because of the bloody FCAT, I have been given a bloody bedtime by my Language bloody Arts teacher. I must be--and here I quote--"in bed, with the lights out, with no TV, and no phone". And, to top it all off, who the bloody hell actually get to bloody sleep at 9 bloody 30 pm??? I mean, ordinarily, I go to bed at like 10:30, and lie there staring at the ceiling for half an hour until 11, which is when I usually fall asleep. But now, of course, I have to go to bed at bloody 9:30, lie there staring at the bloody ceiling for a blooming hour and a half!!! Jesus! Christ on crutches! Snotsquirrel! Getting bloody carried away here, but who bloody cares. And then, of course, we hve to bloody record what we ate for our flaming breakfasts! And, our parents have to bloody sign it for a blooming grade!
Of course, your parent has to sign, and, if they happen to be attorneys who actually give a damn about what they sign, you can't lie.

So, let's wrap things up here: in bed at half past bloody nine, or else it's not an A, and then you have to eat like cheerios and bloody milk for your blooming breakfast!

Now, you would think that this is extreme, but no! If the school gets an "A" rating, it gets a hundred flaming dollars per student! So, that means more bloody money for the blooming school, bloody raises for the bloody teachers. Hey, easy money. ioargiudsfbneiusgnaqpiuwergn!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Don't you just love ranting and raving?!

There was this story by some scientist that suggested that there was once life on Mars. Something killed them all (probably some extraterretrial being). A small piece of the planet chipped off and landed on Earth. This small piece of planet was said to contain cells or something similar, I'm not sure, and thus created life. So if this scientist story is actual, then we all are martians :D

It does, in fact, look a bit like a prune with wings at the moment, Maria. Thanks for the great description. However, it does not smell. Perhaps because of lack of being warmblooded? Or even lack of having blood? Do flies have blood? Anyway, since no bits of it are falling off, it's staying where it is. It encourages me to take shorter showers.